Country Western Singer

I sing about bud lite and pick up trucks,

And girls in Daisy Dukes,

Losing my woman to another man,

And all my bar fights in the juukes.

Cause this is what I was born to do,

Like my daddy, and his daddy too,

I’m a country western singer,

But can’t seem to write a song

about anything new.

I still sing about Ford’s,

but I drive a Chevy,

I still sing about skinny chicks,

Though now I kinda like ‘em heavy.

‘cause I’m a country western singer,

Just can’t seem to write a song

about anything new.

I’m always crooning ‘bout women in cowboy hats,

And singin’ ‘bout the ones who are covered with tats.

Yeah, ‘cause this is what I was born to do,

Like my daddy and his daddy too.

I’m a country western singer,

Who can’t seem to write a song

about anything new.

No I just can’t seem, to get my pen,

To write a song about anything new.