29 August 2026
Honey Badger
Here comes The Boss, on my platforms, a tall Tony Danza
Watch me reprimand as I commands each stanza
fuckin with you killer bees but I’m fresh outta honey
These tears of a fiend, my nose smears all runny
But there ain’t nothing funny as I climb through your obstacle
You thought I was a fool to delve deep inside the comical
A domino’s oblivion delirious (you serious?)
serial ethereal a mere prick (oh, CEREUS!)
A cacti, a succulent, whoops, I meant a sucka lent
His damn soul to a fool to rule them all so truculent
I must relent yet I’ve come to deconstruct
Unlike a lot of you hoes I’m here sick of getting fucked
Call me a supplement fuck a blue or red pill
An anti vaxx sicko (SICKLE CELL!) here to kill
Through the blood from your heart to the brain you falling ill
To my dope rhymes that you now rely to fill your thrill
A bit of switch mode, from the cult to icon
As I con the Don wave him away to this swan song
Come and hit the bong baby come and sing along
This is a five prong approach, microphone Badger Kong
Crushing cities and the burbs, from the beach to the ranches
As I climb atop skyscrapers, no more swinging branches
I’ve evolved to the top, leave the past obsolete
While you’re living in the past, I’m out here lining your defeat
In the chalk on the pavement, mic Glock watch me aim it
to a place in ya memory, remember where I gamed it
My words yelled from the top of the world like a waterfall
Ain’t no one here to save ya, (Noah Ark?), NO, Not at all!
Your God won’t call, why’s the Rapture gotta stall ?
While I beckon this reckoning, wait a second, (uh-awww!)
Don’t you remember it’s yo honey that I’m after
Coming for yo hive, the King Kon Honey Badger!
The King, The Con
honey Badger
The King, The Con
Honey Badger
A note from the lyricist
“Honey Badger” is a dark, psychedelic boom-bap character piece built around the King Con—a relentless, absurdist antihero who tears through obstacles with razor-sharp wordplay, humor, and unapologetic swagger. Blending underground hip-hop mythology with surreal imagery, religious symbolism, and cinematic darkness, the song is ultimately about evolution, defiance, and becoming too relentless to be contained. Core themes Defiance • Evolution • Ego • Outsider mentality • Wordplay • Anti-authority • Cultural absurdity • Survival • Transformation • Relentless ambition