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Rock Defiant · Hopeful · Intense

Last Cigarette Ever

29 August 2026

Cancer.

Cancer?

Cancer???

CANCERRRRR!!!!

Disaster on my door steps

The door is locked, disaster blocked

Calls at the most inopportune moments

And no I won’t heed the call

It’s time for my…

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette of the DAY!

Just one more drag for old times sake

The craving staved off for now

I’m waving my flag until later in the day

But the change is soon to come around…

One way or another, this is my…

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette of the DAY!

*bridge/solo*

I don’t wanna smell like this

(I stink! Boy do I stink!)

Hating every moment of this bliss

(Oh I hate it! Fuck, I hate me so much!)

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy

Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!

Last Cigarette of the DAY!

Last one boy-oh?

Don’t be such a drag…

Man the fuck up and hurry in killing oneself…

(Uno más por favor.)

A note from the lyricist

Social commentary on the daily experience of a smoker and their desire to quit…daily to little avail. The struggle is real and so is the sentiment!

The MAR Condition