29 August 2026
Cancer.
Cancer?
Cancer???
CANCERRRRR!!!!
Disaster on my door steps
The door is locked, disaster blocked
Calls at the most inopportune moments
And no I won’t heed the call
It’s time for my…
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette of the DAY!
Just one more drag for old times sake
The craving staved off for now
I’m waving my flag until later in the day
But the change is soon to come around…
One way or another, this is my…
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette of the DAY!
*bridge/solo*
I don’t wanna smell like this
(I stink! Boy do I stink!)
Hating every moment of this bliss
(Oh I hate it! Fuck, I hate me so much!)
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette Eyyyyyy
Last Cigarette Evv-ARRRRR!!
Last Cigarette of the DAY!
Last one boy-oh?
Don’t be such a drag…
Man the fuck up and hurry in killing oneself…
(Uno más por favor.)
A note from the lyricist
Social commentary on the daily experience of a smoker and their desire to quit…daily to little avail. The struggle is real and so is the sentiment!