Just Make Me A List

Come on!

What the hell was it that you needed?

What was it that I coulda missed?

I thought I covered all my bases

and checked all the boxes,

So if you have to.

Just make me a list.

You know I’m not the amazing Kreskin,

I can only attempt to read your mind,

You’re thinking one thing

and me the other,

Sometimes it seems like such a grind.

What the hell was it that you needed?

What was it that I coulda missed?

I thought I covered all my bases

and checked all the boxes,

I know you’ve always wanted to.

So just make me a list.

I’ve heard women say that men are dumb,

But on the other hand they expect perfection,

We’re tryin’ to navigate 3 personalities,

Just To find the one that wants,

a little affection.

So tell me again what it was that you needed?

What in the name of Stevie Wonder did I miss?

I thought I covered all my bases

and checked all the boxes,

So if you’d let me make a suggestion.

Just make me a list.

Yeah, just make me a list.